My chip requirements

A mad scientist friend offers you a chip that would allow you to know what the people you’re talking to are thinking. The catch: you can’t turn it off. Do you accept the chip?

 

As it does not state how this chip is installed, I’m going to assume that it will be consumed so I would gladly accept the chip under my conditions:

  • Production must not involve illegal labour
  • Must be thin cut and meet requirements for easy insertion
  • Must be crispy
  • Must be full of flavour
  • Must be guilt free and contain vital nutrients
  • Must be properly sealed prior to consumption to sustain freshness
  • Must have the minimum of a 3-second rule otherwise I’ll have to resort to the 5-second rule
  • Must not go soft overtime as I might have second thoughts
  • Must not be a ghost chip
  • Must satisfy fullness of the stomach

The real question is, what kind of friend offers one chip? I’ll tell you exactly who. A selfish friend.

 

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